My Pitcher of Summer

I wish I wasn’t a piece of shit and that my existence in this world actually meant something to it or someone

I don’t talk about it much on here because most of my followers are more musically-inclined folk than anything else and aren’t fond of sports but you have no idea how much I’ve missed football

We had our house fantasy football league draft today and I gotta say, I’m pretty happy with the results.  We do a bidding system over a traditional draft which changes things up quite a bit but makes it pretty fun.  Eddie Lacy was my most expensive bid but he’s so worth it if he can stay healthy since he’ll be getting the entirety of the Packers’ rushing yards, which will be quite a bit if last season is an indication.  I think all of my roommates must have gotten up to piss at the same time because I somehow got Dez Bryant for a stupidly low amount too, and (were I a betting man) I’d place money on him being possibly the highest scoring WR this season.  Russell Wilson might not have as good a team behind him but he’ll still play well, and Kaepernick is a pretty good fallback QB.  Other than that, Victor Cruz and Larry Fitzgerald are both pretty solid players, Stacy looks like he’ll have a decent season, and I’ve got pretty decent backups in all the positions.  Not pictured is Mason Crosby at kicker, which is a crapshoot but not a terrible idea, and the Bears defense.
I’m glad we did a buy-in league this year because I think my chances aren’t all that bad

We had our house fantasy football league draft today and I gotta say, I’m pretty happy with the results.  We do a bidding system over a traditional draft which changes things up quite a bit but makes it pretty fun.  Eddie Lacy was my most expensive bid but he’s so worth it if he can stay healthy since he’ll be getting the entirety of the Packers’ rushing yards, which will be quite a bit if last season is an indication.  I think all of my roommates must have gotten up to piss at the same time because I somehow got Dez Bryant for a stupidly low amount too, and (were I a betting man) I’d place money on him being possibly the highest scoring WR this season.  Russell Wilson might not have as good a team behind him but he’ll still play well, and Kaepernick is a pretty good fallback QB.  Other than that, Victor Cruz and Larry Fitzgerald are both pretty solid players, Stacy looks like he’ll have a decent season, and I’ve got pretty decent backups in all the positions.  Not pictured is Mason Crosby at kicker, which is a crapshoot but not a terrible idea, and the Bears defense.

I’m glad we did a buy-in league this year because I think my chances aren’t all that bad

I’m on a big ttng kick right now. It really matches my feelings and sadness right now and it’s the only thing helping me get through the day

This Town Needs Guns - “Panda”

" I’m in love!

are the 3 words I hope to hear next year.
Another place another time another twinkle in eyes caught between awkward glances
in crowded social scenes, another breeding ground for apathy
to tire me into indifference.

Now that I’m numb
to places I had run from.
Know when you’re wrong
it’s cos you’re fallible just like everyone.

Just stuck between a lampshade and the drunk.
Sentenced to an evening as the party entertainment’s prop.
Oh but it’s only you that I am thinking of.
Please return to me, cos it’s so…

So hard to take that I might break.
I’m discovering that there’s so much to consider worthwhile,
but most of all I’ve learned to hate that I’m still stuck on you.

If time has taught us this much,
it’s that honesty is the cornerstone of trust.
Well to tell the truth I’m tired of watching clocks,
waiting for endings of evenings that never seem to stop. Enough!

In short I’ve come
back to the places I had run from.
You saw it all
fall to pieces, now it’s so.”

I hope I die today

I’m really sad and very pathetic

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Peter Sagal, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! (Buckingham Palace, 2013)

From our friends at wfae907. 

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Peter Sagal, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! (Buckingham Palace, 2013)

From our friends at wfae907

This is the sixth night in a row a bat has gotten into our house and it’s kinda getting annoying, I really wish our landlord would come take a look at it like he promised he would.  I also wish they made shit stronger that max strength robitussin because not a goddamn thing has been able to help me ditch this cough and congestion

"I am a useless fucking animal.  I have nothing to offer anyone"

True friends wouldn’t let their friends suffer needlessly.  I need one of you jerks to kill me because I’m too much of a chicken shit loser to do it myself